- karl
- 1. (Karl) (1524↑, 614↓)A really cool guy, nice once you get to know him. He isn't the best looking guy in the world but makes a great pal and will take care of his friends and his woman. Dislikes most people upon meeting them. Saves time from hating them later. Falls in love at first sight once a year. Never gets that girl though. Some day he will. Also extremely funny and sarcastic.
That guy is one cool Karl.
Author: HKKK http://karl.urbanup.com/11587492. (karl) (1062↑, 524↓)big sexy beast, great in bed, every girl loves but doesnt know yet...oh my god that guys such a karl
Author: jesus christ http://karl.urbanup.com/9610463. (Karl) (765↑, 472↓)My dream guy. Never met anyone like him before. I'm so happy I know him. Wish he'd be mine..That sweet blue eyed girl from our school is meant to be with Karl\!
Author: T.G. http://karl.urbanup.com/9443044. (Karl) (365↑, 115↓)Possibly the best boyfriend a girl can ever have. He's funny, nice and an all around good guy to be around with. He has his flaws (like everyone else on this goddamn earth), but in the end, he's the best thing tbats ever happened to you.Wow, that is one lucky girl. Karl always treats her right.
Author: ariam delgarssi http://karl.urbanup.com/38056475. (karl) (262↑, 74↓)An Awsome guy, with a good personality. Great to hang around, Better too get drunk with (:"Your such a Karl"
Author: KikiGutterMouth http://karl.urbanup.com/38662676. (Karl) (218↑, 75↓)A total [sexypants]; incredible. An all round sex god.Karl is such a sexypants.
Author: S.A.M http://karl.urbanup.com/22884797. (Karl) (155↑, 22↓)He's the guy that you never forget, because once he's got your heart, you never want him to give it back. He has a lot of silly tantrums, but no-body minds because he's a nice guy. He is also very very random with a wierdly shaped head and loves his family very much. If you find a karl who tells you he loves you, believe him and most importantly; let him.Karl - 'i will always be yours.' Girl - 'i know.
Author: Miss kj http://karl.urbanup.com/46376138. (Karl) (72↑, 19↓)A person who is genuine at heart, the envy of all men and loved by all women. Women can't get enough of Karl's, they tend to be fit, healthy have awesome bodies and huge down stairs. Karl's are magicians in the bedroom, have sex with lots of really hot women (total sex gods).oh my god she is so hot...... yeah Karl would have already had her.
Author: Encarta 2010 http://karl.urbanup.com/45966559. (Karl) (58↑, 8↓)the best thing that could ever happen to you.Person: OMG, I just won the lotto\! that is soooooo Karl\!\!
Author: k8eb http://karl.urbanup.com/496933010. (Karl) (73↑, 23↓)The most gorgeous boy you will ever meet, charming, funny smart and the love of your life. Charming in every country, good at everything, great at being a boyfriend. Great at being a one in a million guy. Very sporty and looks good every minute of every dayWow, There goes Karl, he is so cool
Author: Marathon1 http://karl.urbanup.com/470611511. (Karl) (408↑, 396↓)Just a guy's name, that's all.This guy's name is Karl.
Author: Nobody http://karl.urbanup.com/21666312. (Karl) (13↑, 5↓)A ladies man and a bit of a player. flirts with any girl and has many chat up lines. fun to be with, very sexy but a bit of a whore. a true karl can pull anyone he wants. you can't hate him. Is popular with everyone.Person 1: Hey isn't he sexy? Person 2: yeah but he's a bit of a karl.
Author: Las Chica. http://karl.urbanup.com/592086813. (Karl) (13↑, 6↓)A boys name, he usually masturbates in the shower. Has a good sense of humor. Very very hot, you might pop one\! Watch out ladies.Karl has a nice [ass] Karl loves women Karl is trustworthy
Author: amber8 http://karl.urbanup.com/593824214. (karl) (15↑, 8↓)A really cool guy, nice once you get to know him. He isn't the best looking guy in the world but makes a great pal and will take care of his friends and his girlfriend. Dislikes most people upon meeting them. Saves time from hating them later. Falls in love at first sight when he sees his true girl. found the girl this end of last year and vowed to never let her go. Also extremely funny and sarcastic. That guy is one cool Karl.karl
Author: hjhhd http://karl.urbanup.com/576427715. (Karl) (5↑, 0↓)Karl, meaning "manly" or "free man." Origin: French, German, Slovac, Scandinavian. Karl is a good guy. He doesn't get up in the morning to please you, but if he gets the chance, he'll make your day. He is intelligent, witty, and uber hilarious. His image is sharp, well put together, and good looking. He has a certain charm about him that makes him easy to get along with. Strong hearted.I met this awesome guy the other day... DUDE I BET HIS NAME WAS KARL.
Author: InsertPseudonymRightHurrr http://karl.urbanup.com/634656416. (Karl) (9↑, 7↓)A large stature male that wears compression shorts to a public pool. Then has everyone watch him because of the package that he carries. But other than his event, he is a tall, very well built man that sweeps a woman off her feet. And very very sexyBoy: " Hey, what is that guy doing with that on?" Girl: " I don't know but I like what he has. He's pulling a Karl right now."
Author: \@LilHoney33 http://karl.urbanup.com/612602217. (Karl) (3↑, 1↓)Messy organization. Very detail-oriented and precise. Strives to always be on-time. Tends to see the best in others. A Karl will give up their own comfort to ensure a loved one is taken care of first. An all-around type, Karl's will dominate any task given and perfect it if putting their mind to it. Very athletic. Loves intamacy and affection. Can sometimes overwhelm the opposite sex with attention, but it's not their intention. Karl is very giving and unselfish. Makes sure his lover is pleased before satisfying his own desires. Great kisser. Despite age, Karl adapts very well to any crowd they're in. Ability to read emotions in others is not a strong point, but Karl is always willing to listen. Playful personalities and humor will always play a big role in getting to know a Karl.Girl \#1: "3 times\!" Girl \#2: "No way\! 3 times?\!" Girl \#1: "Yes\! 3 times in a row\! I didn't even have to do anything\! Karl is best I've ever had\!"
Author: maljohn33 http://karl.urbanup.com/587060318. (Karl) (52↑, 66↓)An insult involving calling someone whatever they just mentioned, regardless of relevancyExample of a classic Karl: "That's a nice waterfall" "YOU'RE a waterfall."
Author: ParkaPal http://karl.urbanup.com/425570819. (Karl) (10↑, 27↓)Sarcastic little sod that listens to your daily bitch/rant as long as you listen to his, you can talk to him for fucking hours and be totally entertained even with a high intelengence (like myself) he's still great to talk to. also hes a respectable guy that beats up womenOmg ur sho totlly ryt hes such a karl
Author: ViolenceAgainstWomanWeSayYES http://karl.urbanup.com/552946120. (Karl) (4↑, 26↓)When douchebag, jerk or asshole doesn't suffice the definition of a person's attitude or personality.1. "You just pulled a Karl"
Author: timryah http://karl.urbanup.com/589762021. (Karl) (9↑, 34↓)1.one who farts at the worst of times 2.a woman the looks like a man (also see female mustache)1. okay, who pulled a Karl? 2. person one: Dude, today i saw a total Karl. person two: oh my goodness, beard or mustache? person one: black mustache. also see: [female mustache]
Author: thats_not_what_she_said http://karl.urbanup.com/532037922. (Karl) (3↑, 29↓)Full of himself, chode ass hoe, lazy ass dump, gay ass niggahh, pumperniggah spice, white rapper, korean gaylord, bartender at hooters, lives in Minnesota 55438, Dred Scott area. Who also loves to play laser tag at Grand Slam. you know who you are nigga.Oh, look its a gay ass Karl ; )
Author: khatia&bellen http://karl.urbanup.com/579656523. (Karl) (245↑, 282↓)A "Lady" that resembles a woman yet for all intents and purposes is a man. Not necessarily a hermaphodite; however there is some gender confusion. She makes toilet while standing, greets each morning with a thunderous flatulent and is an all around meathead.Yeah I went out with that Mexican girl Kara but all she kept doing is quoting movie lines and acting like a total KARL. And I'm pretty sure she was wearing Old Spice deodorant
Author: El Roberto\! http://karl.urbanup.com/267174324. (Karl) (13↑, 54↓)The name given to a [half breed]. Not very smart. He's super cool to be friends with,sweet and kind hearted. He gets the ladies but if you are the girlfriend of a Karl;watch out\!He wont show his true colors till you're wrapped around his finger.Then you should probably run away.FAR AWAY\!\!\! Karl will never keep a girl.He cant even keep a [boner]. Karl will say "I love you" within a month of dating. Karl will break up with a girl for no reason then he'll make your life [hell]. Karl [sucks] at life. If your name is [Karl] you should probably change it immediatly. Might turn [gay] one day Someone you'll [regret] Karls don't brush their teeth.EVERis karl gay? yes I thought so
Author: gingerbabe12 http://karl.urbanup.com/525783025. (Karl) (242↑, 284↓)Homeless person/group of people huddled in street cornersHey look at that poor Karl with his moped\!
Author: KYAMW http://karl.urbanup.com/303983326. (karl) (168↑, 217↓)A name used to reference a total stalker. A Karl has at least 6 restraining orders on his record due to crimes such as computer hacking, breaking and entering, and creating full shrines of a particular girl in his room. He would steal dirty underwear and collect hair from a drain. Can be spotted due to a not so inconspicuous unibrow.Sarah: "I'm sleeping, wtf are you doing underneath my bed...Oh god...You're a Karl aren't you?...And pluck that unibrow, that's disgusting."
Author: VCAC http://karl.urbanup.com/330918327. (Karl) (4↑, 55↓)A very manly person who is gaybones for his classmates, while he is constantly asking if others want some money, aswell as if they know what the class is doing.Andrew: Hi Karl\! Karl: what are we doing?\!? Damn i'm gaybones for you\!
Author: g4ytown http://karl.urbanup.com/482723128. (Karl) (9↑, 72↓)FUCK YOU CHRIS.Fee Ling : I got new shoes . Chris : really ? they look like you got them at a dump . Fee Ling : Karl . -_-
Author: Boob Rice http://karl.urbanup.com/444605029. (Karl) (26↑, 99↓)Karl is another word for faeces. Typically that of a human, but can be extended to cover stools from most animals, such as dogs and cats. Derived from the sexual practice of a [Hot Karl], which can be interpreted many ways, but always seem to involve faeces.That full English breakfast was delicious, but I am going to need a Karl within about 15 minutes\!
Author: 4ddm http://karl.urbanup.com/405431330. (karl) (278↑, 363↓)Any Asian boy or man.Look at the group of Karls over there at that table
Author: ABD http://karl.urbanup.com/186148131. (Karl) (54↑, 140↓)A transvestite prostitute hooker who enjoys getting Lances, Justins, Marys, and Jennifers up the ass and loves to drink other men's cunt."Man, that bitch is a real Karl\!"
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Urban English dictionary. 2013.